1k words with inspiration: literally 10 minutes or less of writing. a breeze
1k words without inspiration: i will do it. i will take the ring to mordor
1k words with inspiration: literally 10 minutes or less of writing. a breeze
1k words without inspiration: i will do it. i will take the ring to mordor
the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like six extra things before you can even get to the scene you need to write, and by ‘most fun’ I mean fuck everything someone take this fucking story away from me I’m on strike
the most fun thing about being a fic author is when you know what’s supposed to happen but when you go to write it you realise that, for the event to be plausible, you need to add another 2k of development and establish like six extra things before you can even get to the scene you need to write, and by ‘most fun’ I mean fuck everything someone take this fucking story away from me I’m on strike
All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this
OMFG I WANNA BUY LIKE 1K
All you viners can stop now because nothing will ever top this
OMFG I WANNA BUY LIKE 1K
I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
Violets are Blue
Michael Jackson sang Thriller

Here is another gif from the video @tykiwife took.
Featuring me hitting my father with a snowball.
Even when they’re asleep they cause chaos. Just who’s bathrobe-tie did it steal this time? I wonder.
Self-indulgent Reaper bean, in gif and png format!
orcs are sexy, big and theyll hold me through the night. elves are selfish materialistic twinks who eat dirt.